Um yeah, so, do you think buying a huge homemade caramel apple in front of my three-year-old's face, saving said caramel apple for two days, driving said caramel apple home over 700 miles, and then eating said caramel apple for lunch while my three-year-old is out of the house and cannot beg me for a piece and thus I don't have to share, um yeah, do you think that will hurt my chances of winning "Mother of the Year"?
Yeah, I didn't think so either.
(And if the caramel apple in question gives me a tummy ache later in the day from my gluttonous idea that a caramel apple all by itself makes a very nutricious and delicious lunch for a 31-year-old, well, I'm just not going to tell you about it.)
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YUM.
I think your award will come - go stand by your mailbox :) that's what I do when I am expecting mine
Drrroooooooolll!
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