Women of America:
I implore you. I beg you. I plead with you.
Please don't make your men wear these:
Or, as a matter of fact, these:
Unless, of course, the men in question are either age 4 and under, or they are cute little grandpas (even then it is a bit sketchy, but you can make the call).
*Items found in the Orvis catalog that arrived in my mail slot today, all of which are between the low, low price of $150-175 a pair. No jokin'. While this post is in no way intended to put down the Orvis catalog, as they have many other items in there that are very nice, it really should be considered a crime to sell these pants and expect grown men to wear them. In public. Unless maybe they are part of a costume.