Here it is.
The reason my house is a pit.
The reason I have lived as a hermit for the last few weeks.
The reason some might classify me as bizarre, crazy, weird or any other number of interesting titles.
Enough of the reasons, who cares.
Here's what you really want to see...
I'm afriad I've set myself up from here on out. My boy, apparently quite secure in his mama's skills, has told me numerous times already that next year he would like to be a porkypine.