Monday, April 14, 2008

Oh the thrill of it all!

Lest anyone out there in BlogLand think that my life is anything less than glamorous, let me tell you a little about my day so far.
Today I have:
*plunged two toilets
*hand-washed little boy underwear, previously filled with poo the size of Nebraska, in the bathroom sink
*scrubbed my poo-covered boy in the tub
*stripped a bed with poo
*done two loads of poo-laden laundry

It's official. I am over potty-training. So over it. I know that there is a glimmer of hope that my son will actually learn to go #2 on the potty sometime before he turns 18, but I am so ready to be there, at the end of the finish line. And never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would say the word "poo" so many times in a conversation.

Motherhood. Gotta love it.

3 comments:

Angel said...

I waited till the last possible minute to potty train princess KK and I was GLAD. Procrastination at it's best. LOL! I won't even be trying with Kaiya till she is almost 3. UGH! POTTY TRAINING!!!! Hee hee hee... It is nice once it's done though. GOOD LUCK POO MAMA!

Christie said...

When will potty training end!? Is it just boys? All my friends with girls have had them potty trained for ages... Can't wait unless everyone can poo in the right place on their own!

TracyLovesScrappyQuilts said...

I know how you feel!! I am so over poo. My nearly 3 year old refuses to poo in the toilet and right now he has a tummy bug. Oh goody!
My daughter was 3 and a half when I toilet trained her but it honestly only took about three days and never a wet bed. It might pay to just wait. But I know, it sucks.